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Pollitically Incorrect
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Author:  FAVSSS [ Fri Jun 28, 2013 12:55 pm ]
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When you are over fifty who gives a damn ?





This a**hole of a girl looked at my beer belly last night and sarcastically said,

"Is that Tooheys or Fosters?"

I said, "There's a tap underneath. Taste it and find out."



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I was talking to a girl in the bar last night.

She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you 'd look all right."

I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."



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I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born

just by feeling her boobs.

"Really" she said, "Go on then...try."

After about thirty seconds of fondling her nipples she began to lose patience and said.

"Come on, what day was I born"?

I said, Yesterday."


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I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today.

The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.



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I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table.

I said, "Great legs."

The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so."

I said "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now. "
Author:  GKW [ Fri Jun 28, 2013 8:37 pm ]
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Pollitically IncorrectPosted....Yeah. GKW likes un PC stuff!
Author:  Billygoat [ Sat Jun 29, 2013 3:11 am ]
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That is gold Anthony.I was cracking up all the way.lol.
Author:  coxi [ Sat Jun 29, 2013 3:11 pm ]
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I like

:x :congrats:
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